Are my boobs too small?

Every seemingly flat-chested girl asks herself that question. And the answer is no. They are not too small.  

They are called “model boobs” or “ballerina boobs” (Don’t know if ballerinas will find that offensive. But whatevs.).  

PERKS:  

  1. You can pull off those really low cut tops without looking slutty. Unless that was your purpose then go gurl.  
  2. You can sleep on your stomach. Me looooves to sleep on my stomach. Like my dog.  
  3. You don’t have to worry about having an extra set of “weights” to carry around when you’re running. (Actually this one isn’t true. It still hurts when you wear the wrong bra. OR DID I MAGICALLY GROW BOOBS ALREADY? I mean I don’t care.)  
  4. It doesn’t get TOO awkward when you hug guys. Cause you kinda forget they (the boobs) are there. Or is that just me? Just me? K.  
Got distracted. Stopping list. But yeah I remember one stylist trying to convince me to get a boob job. He’s gay and would like to fill out his chest as well and if that’s what’ll make him happy then go. But I don’t think it’s necessary for girls to have bigger breasts just to feel like a woman.  

On a side note though, how the heck do other girls have that Barbie body. You know, super slim and toned with C cup sized boobs. Are those real? Did they gain weight then lose all the weight and the universe was like, you know what? I’ll leave your C cup boobs on. And a nice cushy butt.  

I’m just wondering if they already just naturally had those bodies and the media was like OOH let’s make THAT the popular thing or if it was the other way around. Although I guess the media and society always influence each other anyway.  

What do you guys think? Let me know at the comments section below!  

U: Yes, your boobs are too small.  

Me: … *facepalm*  

- M

6 comments

  • Rafafouie

    Rafafouie

    Marmar is perfect however she is po 🍳

    Marmar is perfect however she is po 🍳

  • Ashtag

    Ashtag

    elo my beybi gurl.

    elo my beybi gurl.

  • Neil

    Neil Australia

    You look pefect from the southern hemisphere and sound likewise

    You look pefect from the southern hemisphere and sound likewise

  • D

    D Philippines

    Having big Bs isn't that so much fun, I can't sleep sideways or sleep on my stomach. I'm always facing the ceiling. Uuggghh

    Having big Bs isn't that so much fun, I can't sleep sideways or sleep on my stomach. I'm always facing the ceiling. Uuggghh

  • Chie

    Chie

    I prefer to go with girls w/ small boobs for the simple fact that they don't attrack too much attention. I really hate it when guys be starin at my girl just because she got a lucious body. Damn, boobs are the same, big or small, firm or saggy, pink or brown they will always be the most important part of a woman's body.

    I prefer to go with girls w/ small boobs for the simple fact that they don't attrack too much attention. I really hate it when guys be starin at my girl just because she got a lucious body. Damn, boobs are the same, big or small, firm or saggy, pink or brown they will always be the most important part of a woman's body.

  • Mike Treacy

    Mike Treacy Fort Wayne, IN

    Quality trumps quantity.

    Quality trumps quantity.

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